(Here it is: What will soon be known as the Zapruder film of MMA footage.)
Chalk it up to the marketing brilliance of Ken Shamrock, the Coker Era of Bellator matchmaking, or the undeniable Internet prescence of Kimbo Slice, but here it is Monday morning, and the only thing anyone can talk about is the Bellator 138 main event. Nevermind that there was a perfectly acceptable UFC Fight Pass card over the weekend as well, or that Bellator 138′s co-main event featured one of the most brilliant comebacks you will ever see — all we want to know is: Did the 51-year-old man take a dive against the 41-year-old man?
This is, of course, a ludicrous question to anyone who saw the axe wound that Slice opened up over Shamrock’s eye, but then again, when has a piece of obvious evidence like that ever stopped us from crafting completely nonsensical conspiracy theories? Internet’s gotta Internet, amiright? You can count Joe Rogan among the Shammy-Slice truthers, so with that in mind, we decided mocked up a little survey to make sure all your voices are heard (as long as those voices conform to 1 of the 4 options we’ve allowed you to choose from).
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Now to wash that taste out of your mouth, check out all the highlights and a full list of results from Bellator 138 below.
Main card
Kimbo Slice def. Ken Shamrock via KO (1st, 2:22)
Patricio Freire def. Daniel Weichel via KO (2nd, :32)
Bobby Lashley def. Dan Charles via TKO (strikes) (2nd, 4:14)
Daniel Straus def. Henry Corrales via submission (guillotine) (2nd, 3:47)
Michael Chandler def. Derek Campos via submission (rear-naked choke) (1st, 2:17)
Undercard
Miles McDonald def. Dan O’Connor via submission (rear-naked choke) (3rd, 4:30)
Justin Lawrence def. Sean Wilson via TKO (punches) (R1, 4:56)
Hugh Pulley def. Eric Irvin via split decision (29-28, 28-29, 30-27)
Rashard Lovelace def. Matt Helm via first-round TKO (0:58)
Enrique Watson def. Kain Royer via submission (rear-naked choke) (R1, 0:41)
Garrett Mueller def. AJ Siscoe via submission (rear-naked choke) (R2, 1:26)
Kyle Kurtz def. Adam Cella via submission (armbar) (R2, 4:13)
Justin Guthrie def. Steven Mann via submission (d’arce choke) (R2, 1:09)
Chris Heatherly def. Garrett Gross via unanimous decision (29-28, 29-28, 29-28)