Tonight’s AEW COLLISION was broadcast on TNT and streamed on
MAX live from the Fort Bend County Epicenter in Houston, TX!

Tony Schiavone and Nigel McGuinness were the broadcast team
for tonight’s event.

It’s Saturday night and you know what that means! This is
for the Sickos!

AEW World Champion Jon Moxley and Marina Shafir stormed
through the crowd and made their way to the ring!

Moxley: “The show starts when I say it starts! I’m getting a
little sick of the Rated R Superstar! Adam Copeland wants a
shot at me. You think you can throw your weight around,
Cope? I got a list of about a thousand reasons why I’m not
going to give Cope an AEW World title shot.

“I don’t like you. I don’t like anything about you. And you
don’t know a single thing about me or this place. So you can
take your challenge and stick it up your ass. But if it’s a
fight you want, we can do it anywhere, anytime. We can even
do it next week on Collision. You bring your stupid friend
Jay White, and I’ll whoop both your asses!”

3-Way Trios Match!
Undisputed Kingdom—Adam Cole, Roderick Strong, & Kyle
O’Reilly
vs.
TNT Champion Daniel Garcia, “Daddy Magic” Matt Menard, &
“Cool Hand” Angelo Parker
vs.
Shane Taylor Promotions’ Shane Taylor & The Infantry—Carlie
Bravo & Shawn Dean!

Strong chopped at Taylor but Taylor jabbed him back. Roddy
lured Taylor in with a kick and then Roddy and Kyle double
teamed Taylor. Taylor bulldozed his way through Roddy and
Kyle. Daddy Magic grabbed a blind tag and he back elbowed
Shawn Dean. Angelo Parker came in, but Adam Cole tagged
himself into the match. Cole pushed the Infantry into one
another. Garcia came in and pounded the Infantry with
punches.

Garcia tried to suplex Taylor, but Taylor countered with a
headbutt and followed up with a leg drop to the TNT
Champion. Garcia found the strength to suplex Taylor. Garcia
tried to tag to his corner, but the Infantry pulled Menard
and Parker off the apron. Garcia made a tag out to the
Undisputed Kingdom. Cole pump kicked Bravo and then blasted
him with a neck breaker across the knee.

The fans chanted “This is awesome! This is awesome!”

All three teams paired off and began to brawl. Garcia hit
Kyle with a side suplex. Taylor planted Parker with a
package pile driver. The Undisputed Kingdom triple teamed
Taylor! Cole lowered the boom and struck Bravo with a
running knee strike, scoring the pin! Cole stared into the
eyes of TNT Champion Daniel Garcia after the match. AEW
World Trios Champions The Death Riders ran down to ringside.
Wheeler Yuta blindsided Cole, knocking him into Garcia.

Claudio: “I came out to personally congratulate you on your
victory but more importantly to remind everyone who the real
best Trios champions are.”

As PAC and Yuta held Cole back, Cole yelled, “You picked a
fight with the wrong trio!”

Strong and O’Reilly came in to free Cole from the Death
Riders and the Death Riders retreated!

Cole: “I am sick and tired of the three of you thinking you
can do whatever you want. Next week, we should cash in on
our promise to prove we’re going to be the best trios team.
So next week on Dynamite, for the AEW World Trios
Championships, it’ll be the Undisputed Kingdom against the
Death Riders!”

A highlight package aired for FTR!

Dax Harwood: “We need to hold the AEW World Tag Team titles
for a third time. Whoever holds the belts, this is a message
for you. We’re back! Top guys, out!”

Alicia Atout was backstage to interview “Platinum” Max
Caster!

Caster: “Hangman got angry at me for interrupting on
Dynamite. He’s not a man. He’s more like a Hangperson. And
you need to get in line because I’ve got an Open Challenge.
The Open Challenge is coming back this Wednesday and I’ll
continue to prove I’m the best wrestler alive.”

“Bad Apple” Bryan Keith vs. “Most Wanted” Bandido!

Keith threw his poncho at Bandido and then kicked him.
Bandido answered with a dropkick. Bandido spun off the top
rope with a tornillo. Bandido gorilla press slammed Keith
with one arm!

Bryan Keith stunned Bandido with a rising headbutt strike.
Keith flung Bandido with a belly to belly off the top rope.
Keith and Bandido charged at one another and knocked each
other down with running boots in an old school duel. Bandido
blasted the Bad Apple with the 21 Plex and pinned Keith!

“What a return for Bandido!” said Nigel.

Lexy Nair was backstage with Powerhouse Hobbs!

Hobbs: “Big Bill, your boy didn’t collect the bounty
tonight. But I’ll be in Texas all week long. Let’s see if
you want a fight or let’s see if the you’re a big, bad
baby.”

Trios Match!LFI’s Dralistico, The Beast Mortos, and Rush
vs.
Ares Alexander, Jay Alexander, & Brick Savage!

LFI dismantled the opposition with ease, picking apart Ares
Alexander. Rush delivered the Bull’s Horns and pinned Ares!
After the match, LFI continued to make a statement,
clobbering Jay and Brick!

Komander sprinted down and smashed Beast Mortos with a
poison rana! Komander knocked Rush out of the ring and then
kicked Dralistico. Dralistico, Rush, and the Beast Mortos
triple teamed Komander, trying to rip off his mask. Suddenly
the arena went dark! Hologram returned, coming to the aid of
Komander! Hologram and Komander took flight and took care of
business, flipping over the top rope in stereo and crashing
onto Dralistico and the Beast Mortos! Rush grabbed a steel
chair. The referees tried to hold an angry Rush back, but
Rush punched one of the officials!

Lexy Nair was backstage trying to get a word with Megan
Bayne!

Thunder Rosa stopped Megan and tried to welcome her to AEW.
Bayne ignored Thunder Rosa and kept walking, not wanting any
of Thunder Rosa’s southern hospitality.

Next: It was time for the Halftime Harley in Houston
Concert!

Harley: “I did not come alone. Please say hello to puppet
Mercedes. We’re going to kick off tonight with a song you
may know called the ‘Moné Train.”’

TBS Champion “The CEO” Mercedes Moné walked out to interrupt
the concert!

Mercedes: “Are you stupid or dumb? Everyone bought a ticket
to see me! Houston, please say hello to your CEO! And
Harley, I don’t know how many times I have to tell you that
you’re nothing but a los—”

Harley: “Legend! I want to begin my second song tonight and
—"

Mercedes: “Shut up. I get it. You’re talented. But let’s get
real. If there’s anything real about you. I don’t get why
you want to challenge me to a match when that little puppet
can probably wrestle better than you. So get out of my ring
because you are not on my level, loser!”

Harley: “You know what Mercedes? You’re right. I’m new to
this. I could only ever dream to achieve in my career what
you already have. But I have fought so hard to be here and
I’m not stopping! I would love nothing more than to face you
in Australia for the TBS Title. You’re a game changer. But I
have to admit that in your whole career that the most
entertaining that you’ve been is when I’ve had my hand up
your puppet ass!”

Mercedes heard enough and slapped Harley!

Harley: “Feel the wrath!”

Harley bashed Mercedes in the jaw with the microphone!

Mercedes: “Harley if you want a shot for the TBS
Championship at Grand Slam Australia, then you’re on! I
can’t wait to embarrass you in front of your friends and
family and show them why I’m the CEO!”

“Harley has got her match! The champion agreed to it!” said
Tony Schiavone.

Seven days from their Continental Championship match at
Grand Slam Australia, Buddy Matthews and Continental Champ
Kazuchika Okada went face-to-face!

Okada showed up late to the interview.

Buddy: “Let’s cut to the chase. Australia’s best against
Japan’s best in Australia at Grand Slam. The people stand by
me. So it’s time for me to beat you for that title. Look me
in the eyes and tell me if you think I believe this or if
this is some fake façade that I’m playing right now.”

Okada laughed and called Buddy a bitch.

Buddy: “I’ll see you in Australia.”

ROH World Tag & Six-Man Champion “The Natural” Dustin Rhodes
vs.
Izzy James!

Dustin drilled James with the Cross Rhodes and made short
work of his match, scoring his 54th AEW win.

“He is ready for Austin and MJF this week on Dynamite,” said
Schiavone.

Rhodes: “MJF, you call yourself the devil. You’re not the
devil. As I told you last week, I went to hell. I look at
the devil in his eyes and I kicked his teeth in. And I
ripped, teared and clawed my way out. Because I am a
survivor. I am the last of my kind. And Max, while you’re
sitting at home in your recliner, I want you to remember one
thing: everything in your brain right now, things you plan
on doing to me, have already been done.

“Five decades—blood, sweat, tears, and passion, something
you do not have. And guess what Max? I’m still here. Next
week in my backyard, I am going to drag you to hell and
you’re going to meet the actual devil, and I’ll give you a
Texas-sized ass whopping for the ages. When you get out of
this business are they going to remember you? They’re damn
sure going to remember me, bitch!”

AEW World Trios Champions The Death Riders were backstage
with a message for the Undisputed Kingdom!

PAC: “Undisputed Kingdom, we welcome your challenge. But we
are the elite of the elite. And this week on Dynamite we
look forward to making an example out of you.”

Penelope Ford vs. Thunder Rosa (with Toro the Mascot)!

Thunder Rosa exhibited a lot of quickness with arm drags and
then a sliding lariat to Ford. Penelope Ford fired back with
a double knee drop to Thunder Rosa’s midsection. Penelope
Ford followed up with a gut buster.

Penelope got knocked down with two consecutive clotheslines.
Thunder Rosa connected with a running dropkick. Thunder Rosa
rocked Ford with a Northern Lights Suplex. Ford scored with
a running pump kick. Ford tried for a moonsault, but Thunder
Rosa rolled out of the way!

Thunder Rosa blasted Penelope with a shotgun dropkick.
Penelope stunned Rosa with a cutter for a near fall. Thunder
Rosa connected with a back stabber. Thunder Rosa nailed
Penelope with a Tijuana Bomb and pinned Penelope!

After the match, Megan Bayne calmly walked to the ring.
Bayne got into Thunder Rosa’s face. Penelope Ford ambushed
Thunder Rosa, hitting her from behind. Bayne hoisted up
Thunder Rosa and then face planted Thunder Rosa!

Lexy Nair was backstage with the Bub B, owner of Trill
Burgers, when Ricochet interrupted.

Ricochet: “AEW is no longer Swerve’s house. And Mr. B.,
these burgers belong to me now.”

Ricochet took a bite of one of the burgers in catering and
spit it out. One of the Trill Burgers employees told
Ricochet that everyone loved the burgers. Ricochet grabbed
the employee by the shirt and threatened him, before
laughing and walking off.

Glamourous Exhibition Match!
AEW Women’s World Champion “The Glamour” Mariah May
vs.
Shay KarMichael!

Mariah quickly hit the May Day and picked up a decisive
victory!

After the match, Mariah opened up her bag. Mariah dressed up
her opponent like Toni Storm, smearing lipstick across her
face.

Luther the Butler returned! He was carrying a tray with a
bloody shoe on it. Mariah spat at Luther! Mariah went back
to her opponent, but it was “Timeless” Toni Storm, who had
traded places with Shay! Toni headbutted Mariah! Before Toni
could inflict anymore punishment, Mariah stormed off through
the crowd!

Backstage, the Don Callis Family were assaulting some local
wrestlers. Brian Cage told Mark Davis he had to get his
hands dirty, and he obliged, lending a hand in the beating!

Mark Briscoe vs. Don Callis Family’s “The Protostar” Kyle
Fletcher!

Fletcher pump kicked Briscoe. Mark Briscoe flew out of the
ring and wiped out Fletcher with a diving tackle. Briscoe
threw a chair into the ring and set up a table on the arena
floor. Briscoe dropkicked Fletcher. Briscoe went for the
Cactus elbow, but Kyle caught him and countered by ramming
Briscoe into the ring post! Briscoe was busted wide open!

Briscoe clobbered Fletcher with redneck Kungfu. Briscoe
blasted Fletcher with an exploder suplex. Fletcher back
dropped his way out of a Jay Driller. Fletcher spiked Mark
with a heat seeker. Fletcher rocked Briscoe with a running
knee strike, followed by a power bomb!

Mark Briscoe planted Fletcher with a fisherman’s buster.
Briscoe climbed to the top, but Kyle kicked him. Briscoe
tried for the cutthroat driver, but Kyle escaped and kicked
Mark with a low blow as the ref had his back turned.

Fletcher walloped Briscoe with a half and half suplex.
Briscoe retaliated with a froggy bow, putting Fletcher
through a table! Briscoe hit another froggy bow in the ring,
but Fletcher kicked out at the two-count! Fletcher picked up
the pace and smashed Briscoe with a brain buster on the top
turnbuckle, picking up the victory via pin fall!

“What a match! What a moment! This is just a taste of Grand
Slam!” said Nigel.

Kyle: “I told you! I proved tonight that Mark Briscoe’s win
over me was a fluke and in one week I do the same to
Ospreay! Not only Ospreay, but I prove that the ‘Best Bout
Machine’ and the ‘Aerial Assassin’ are no longer the future.
The future stands in this ring and it’s the ‘Protostar’ Kyle
Fletcher!”

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